If you call another ex girlfriend for a second opinion

So you call up Tonya, she used to say that your penis was so good looking that it's all that she can see when she closes her eyes, she would suck, chew, and bite on it back in the day, but you have not spoken to her for nearly two years, although you still have her number if she has not changed it. You call her up and the phone rings four times and her husband Bergie answers. You hang up the phone without saying anything, feeling awkward and not wanting to get her into any trouble, but the phone rings a little bit later and it's Bergie, you don't answer and he leaves a voice mail saying he knows who you are, he is going to find you and kill you.

  1. be ready when the time comes
  2. abandon your food in a can lab and run for the hills