If you burn your dice for Jesus

You get all of your dice that you can find, a few hundred of them in total. You pile them all up and stare at the pile awhile. Getting up the nerve to do this is not so easy, but it is what Jesus wants.

You douse the pile with kerosene and you fish your zippo out of your pocket...

• 1 If you reconsider
• 2 If you light them up
• 3 If you sit Buddha like amid the burning dice.
• 4 If you gather up your dice and in fact, If you walk to work
• 5 A hick up in the reality mainframe makes you a Mollkin
• 6 If you burn yourself with your dice

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