If you bring it all down while on lunch break

You go out for lunch, a creamy zesty taco, meatchunk salad, and a fizzy orange slurpo, some good stuff, you park behind the strip mall within site of the building, you push the hands together and there are a series of flashes on the top floor, it begins falling as flashes appear on the floors below, this pattern continues until the building is a pile of rubble hidden by dust and smoke. You raise your arms with joy.

• 1 If you Rage against the machine
• 2 If you do an live newcast interview trying to make yourself out as a hero
• 3 If you become a action hero the kind they make movies about
• 4 If run phone scams
• 5 You get on the phone trying to find a publisher to take interest in your eye witness account
• 6 If you seek shelter from the heat in a nearby store