If you begin looking for the nearest public restroom immediatly

You know what's coming, having had Cult Spread sandwiches before. You need to either find a john, or use an alley and quick! Your insides feel like they are rolling, your stomach is swelling, you unsnap the top button of your pants.

⤓ Begin looking 4 public restroom immediately by J Toehead and the effected

• 1 If its too late
• 2 If you see a McFonald's fast synthetic food joint and go there
• 3 If you try to shit in public, but with ninja like secretness
• 4 If enter the first business you see and try to shit there before being kicked out
• 5 Its already too late
• 6 You try to slowly ease out this gas tension over a five minute release