If you attempt to become his boy sidekick

You tell him that no superhero should go without a pardner to help him out of jams and that you are the boy for the job. You look good in shorts and you already have five different capes at home. He just says "Kill yourself", as he prepares the ritual.

• 1 If you kill yourself
• 2 If you begin painting for impress the Bandit with the dildo nose
• 3 If you head over to the library to start a website called My penis.com