You only get one phone call to the other side. You call your lawyer. He's slightly off kilter from years of sniffing glue. But he's a good man and he means well. You are kept in a cell in purgatory during his attempt to free you. You are nearly completely covered in biting insects and this is like a vacation compared to the treatment you received in Hell. This trail could take a couple of decades but your lawyer says if he wins this case they have to give you your life on earth back.