"Excuse me, sister," you whisper, leaning in close. "I'm wondering if you would mind taking photographs of my penis. It's for my new website!"
The nun looks at you like your insane, she says "I'm the wrong person to ask such a thing young man, shame on you". But she seems to have a certain twinkle in her eye, you think that if you had more time and patience you could talk her into it, the thing is, your in a hurry...
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