If you ask the big redneck for a ride back home

"Yeah man, I could use a ride back to my house, it's about nine miles that way".

"Shure thing man". The two of you talk about deer hunting, the right to bear arms, and the freedom of ass-embly. Sometimes it seems like some of the things the man are saying are sleazy and coded. He pulls up to your house and taps the brake.

• 1 If you ask him if he wants to come in for a beer
• 2 If you say thank you and get out of the truck
• 3 If you say I don't like your kind, now get the fuck out of here
• 4 give him your last three dollars as a tip
• 5 just then is black rain starts falling on down
• 6 try to kiss him