If you ask for a Taco Pop

"See Senore I would like a Taco Pop!", You say trying to sound like you know spanish and that you are cool, Motely seems to see through the act, but in a non-jugmental way.

"Before we jam, I need to see how you are with a gun", Motely reaches under his chair and pulls out a .38, you gasp and take a step backwards in shock and surprise. "Here", He says slowly, "Catch this". He flings the gun to you and you awkwardly catch it. "I have a couple targets in the abandoned field behind my house, lets go out and see what you can do". You follow Motely out the front door and around to the back, where the weeds are even wilder, they blend in with the field thats abandoned, because the farmer who owns it is payed my The Man not to produce crops. Sticking up from among the weeds is a manniken with masking tape holding it together and sealing the many bullet holes for a fresh shoot, behind the manniken is a wooden bulls eye target on a stick. "Do it man, aim true, shoot with the eye of the pinial".

You hold the gun in both hands, you aim carefully at the Manniken's torso and fire, missing. You fire two quick shots, missing both of them. You fire at the wooden bulleye and hit the outer edge. You fire again at the maniken, this time catching it's arm.

"Not half good", Motley says staring you in the eye, "Too bad really, but if you still want a job, we could use a roadie".