If every christian in America is out to get you now

The response you get from the christian crowd is totally different. They hate you like no one they have ever hated before. They forget about Al Gore, Barock Obama and the other liberal targets. You are the worst human there is. You get so many hostile phone calls you cancel your phone service. They find out where you live and they surround your home in a 24/7 hostile prayer assault. A small group of them bust into your house late at night with sharpened crosses they plan to drive threw your heart like a vampire. You are faster and better armed. Your shotgun roars again and again till all of them lay dead around you. You get away with it to and the government puts you under protection. You now have two armed guards outside your house dealing with the angry mob there. Take that holy rollers!