If ask for a Oil Warrior job

You explain that you like to take names and kick ass. Chuck Norris is your hero and you want to fight for the right. Just like Chuck. They have been recruiting men of action like you to break up picket lines, to pose as a angry mob whenever one is called for. To beat up liberal stars who speak out. They have some openings comeing up you are told. You first must return in a couple of days to test your abilitys, if you pass the test your in!