If a passing bottle rocket sets your hair on fire

You are shaking and twisting. moving your hips and then doing flips. Fireworks are exploding all around you. Bottle rockets streaking barely over your head. Suddenly one of them smacks you in the face and burns. Your head becomes a raging inferno. You fall screaming. One of the set people rush over with a fire extinguisher to spray you down with. The result. third degree burns over seventy percent of your face leaving horrible scars. All your hair is gone for now on. At least it didn't melt your eyes.