If McFing bakes up some biscuits

Ahh yes ladies and gentleman. Its early morning, and what better to go with your bump of cocaine other than Andrew McFings Biscuits (TM)! Sprinkle come cocaine on these tasty morsels and play video games for hours! Andrew McFing whips up some of his favorite RockStar Biscuits. He uses a pancake batter which he adds some sugar, oats, vanilla extract, and Mad 3. He bakes them on a cookie sheet 10-14 minutes until golden brown. He then sprinkles a little cocaine on the butter painted surface. The band digs in and begins to rock out again high on cocaine, numb to the world. They start coming up with some good tracks. They decide to record playing live and try to sell this music to the record labels. You..

1. Take the tape down to Hi-Lighter Records
2. Eat more biscuits (TM)
3. Break out into a mean air tambarine
4. Put on some shades and start playing like Ray Charles high on Heroin
5. Take out a hit of black sunshine
6. Look inside your guitar to find a page from the BLACKOUT PAPERS