If Budd Kaiser is driving along, wearing a fuzzy pink shirt

Budd Kaiser drives down the street, listening to a self improvement at the expense of others audio tape by Andrew McFing. It is so relaxing to hear McFing talk in that drunken voice, going on and on about you it's all about Budd, Budd, Budd, Budd... and it is.

"I am important. I am a winner," Budd recites along to the tape.

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• 1 Budd drives to the lodge
• 2 Budd is sent to erase someone from public memory
• 3 Budd goes to a rave
• 4 Budd goes to the Gym
• 5 If Budd sits like Buddha in the center of the road
• 6 Time to play the axe game

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