After a few weeks of hanging with James it gets worse and worse. The fucker is a creep. Full of rigid morals and at the same time mean and greedy and full of lust for the way too young. You don't come over anymore. In fact you sold you guitar to the pawn shop for forty three bucks. but still James will not leave you alone. Saying over and over that you need to come to his church.
Then one day he corners you. Not letting you go until you agree to go to his church. Instead you bring a knee up into his crotch hard. Then you throw him down and kick him over and over.
But he don't forgive you like his code says to. Instead he goes to management to have you fired. Since your fired. And he is at work. You drive by his place. Kick the door in and steal his bass. You piss on his 6th generation family bible and you drive out of town laughing. Broke but laughing.