Horace The Fag-Trollop
Choo Choo
Thank God. You've been looking for your favorite faggot for months. You punch Lucy in the face as Horace laughs in his patented lisping manner. She starts to get out of her chair, but she's too old.
"YEAH BITCH, what's up NOW! Fuck you and your Jeep!"
Horace opens his carbon producing smog-butthole and you slowly feed her into it feet first so you can watch her face as she is consumed for the sake of Fag Machine-Kind. Horace farts out a tune, but it's not Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds. It's more like Lucy In My Ass With Gerbils. She totally deserved it. Choo-choo, get on the trolley, WooOOOOoOOOoO!!