You are finally released from the hospital and you feel awful. No energy. No feelings of being alive. You head straight for Dark Drips. You get the Shoggoth pus, a green and black drink full of local herbs and with ten grams pure crystal caffeine straight from the shaker. You suck it down and feel good. So good. And you find out its not that you where drinking too much coffee that made you sick. You didn't drink enough. You start guzzling the stuff wholesale. You smell like coffee all the time. You have never been happier. You become a God! The new pagan god of coffee. You dwell in a great coffee house full of supernatural beings and gods that dig the java you brew. You never sleep and you float of pure waves of caffeinated pleasure. You Win Win Win!
The End