They know the tricks. They sucked the elders dicks to get here. They can sell starvation to a Man dying of hunger with his last two dollars as planned. A happy life full of money and fleshy love for these swanky masters of the deal. And don't even dream they with go to hell for it, they are slinky and swanky and will wiggle into the most comfy side or purgatory while you burn in hell forever for farting on a Sunday. It is written.