Its been a while since you've had some nookie. You head down to your local black flag district where you can pick out the whores you want from the windows of the buildings. You make it to the bordello called Pirates Pussy and order a bald spanish latina. Although petite, she rocks your world and you cum many times. You relax the rest of the night drinking booze and passing out. The next morning you make it back to your boat to find it stripped during the night. Words come out of your mouth but there are so many profanities that they all blur into single words, one after the other. You...