Harry Carey via Spontaneous Human Combustion

All human beings can, if they so desire, commit suicide by simply willing themselves to catch on fire inside and burn up into bits of crunchy blackened human toast.

If you don't know how to do this, you are either:

  • Not human
  • A squirrel/robot hybrid
  • Something else

For more information, please consult Madame Pandarra's Guide To The Ultraviolent Creatures of Planet Earth, Volume Five. Thank you and have a nice existence.


The audio version by Black Circle