Happy Jack and the Farmer Brown's Boy

The story of Happy Jack and the Farmer Brown's Boy was told in part by Thornton W. Burgess, and is full of good wisdom. Considered attempts at spreading the Good Word amongst the Squirrels in the times following the Great War.

"Now I'm here, and now I'm there!
Now I am not anywhere!
Watch me now, for here I go
Out of sight! I told you so!"

Oh, dear, oh, dear, such a sight! two little Squirrels, one in a gray suit and one in a red suit, contradicting each other and calling names! It was such a sad, sad sight, for you know they were cousins.