Guilt grips you

You feel pretty bad in the small hours of the night, when the booze and drugs have worn off and you feel like your soul is as thin as a dime. You feel bad about selling out and letting the OFTL win. Now they control America. They actually had President Liberal Impeached out of office, and live Television event executed by Patriotic firing squad. People are hungry out there. But your not feeding them. You sold your soul for this money and you are suffering enough for it without lending a hand and spending this hard earned cash.

  1. hire famous musicians to entertain your parties
  2. have your guilt gland removed