Go to the mall then

You might as well kill some time at the mall. You play space bastards at the arcade. You shop for shoes and then for shirts. But you don't buy anything, just shopping. Suddenly a horrible explosion rocks the mall. You are throw to the ground and broken plasti-glass falls all over you. Then not too far away another blast booms. This explosion blows out your ears deafening you. The force of it throws you six feet into the air and when you fall the whole three story complex falls onto you like a controlled demolition. Turns out a terrorist with dynamite strapped to his back drove his harley into the wall of the place at seventy miles an hour. This does not explain exactly why there where explosions through-out the mall or why the whole place fell inwards and the crater was a boiling pit of molten steel for two weeks afterwards but oh well, your dead.

The End