You arrive late for the concert after a heated argument and a black eye on your side of the relationship. The Southern UpsideDown Cross is playing Freebird when you arrive and you go get a pitcher of beer for your man. He is pissed off about getting there halfway through his favorite song and he is being an asshole. He keeps complementing passing ladies. "Nice tits you bitch!", and such. You try to ignore it. You are scooping out the lady glands as they bounce by yourself. Well that big Feral asshole leaves the concert early, while BackPorch Brigade is playing Freebird. He sneaks out with a big titted redhead. He thinks you didn't see but you did. You cry into your beer as the Raccoon Sanction comes out and starts playing Freebird.