You save up money by returning the beer cans that litter the lake side for the deposit refund. It takes you four months to scrape up enough money to go. This be a low-rent journey but you think you can make it!
You sleep in your car boat and travel the bodies of water all the way there. You fish along the way. It's a hard trip but you make it: you drive your car boat onto the shores of Uglavaria!