Go buy a shirt in the mall

You go into VaneDudes and shop around in there, some nice stuff, but not what you are wanting right now. You drop into Shiversgardus, a avant garde clothes shop with the freakiest threads in town. You end up trading the clothes on your back for a powder blue suit with matching cape and a gentle mannish walking cane. You strut out of the store with your bag of loot like a star walking over to accept an award, heads turn as you go by. Eight hundred bucks, but hell, you're worth it!