Give out body parts for xmass presents

This is the best Christmas ever! You give your brother a human head with the eyes preserved in special resins. Your girl friend gets a long preserved penis. Everyone you love gets a nice part. They love they're gifts and they say you are the tops. You save a few pussies for yourselves.

  1. You get a ticket to see the Creepy Town Ramblers, your favorite new band
  2. More annoying protesters outside the lab
  3. big office part right here for New Years Eve!