"Ghetto Juice" is a cult exploitation film starring Uduak Smith as Brain Mack, a black super-cop and millionaire, who battles the illegal numbers kingpin Pearcy Julissa (Geoff West), with the help of his butler, Hogan Dowling Roebuck III (Diomedes Argyris), and his daughter, Starling Mack (Lillian Ames). It did reasonably well at the box office, and spawned a much reviled sequel, "Ghetto Juice 2".
Film Quotes
| Character |
Quote
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| Bart Enderman |
"Your tab is only nonzero at a dense set of points spanned by integer multiples of a finite set of basis vectors. Need that cash in hand, ya feel me, Mack?"
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| H.D.R. III |
"If Americans really care about who the president is, I should think they would petition Sun Myung Moon to appoint someone more to their liking, sir."
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| Starling Mack |
"Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, I don't know what's going on."
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| Pearcy Julissa |
"The lotto companies lobby to keep it illegal to run numbers, but it's dandy for them to organize black broadcasts against their winners. Why should they have all the power?"
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| Pearcy Julissa |
"Thanks for the free guruing. I see now that I've failed to suit and satisfy so many happy standards of human action and natural thought."
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| Pearcy Julissa |
"Mind control? I prefer to think of it as helping folks make decisions."
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| Brain Mack |
"Humans aren't good at seeing patterns. They're good at generating patterns and applying them to observed phenomena."
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