Getting to know the band

You fucking hate these cock suckers. The whole band are assholes. You are the first outsider to play for them and they treat you like shit. You try to put up with it but after a three hour session of them insulting your mother and sitting with they're back to you that's it. You walk out. They keep on laughing and insulting your mother, not realizing your gone for several minutes. Fuck those assholes.

1. start another band just to spite these pricks
2. you get fired from the secret lab of course, nephew sees to that
3. You don't return the band's single call
4. fuck with these assholes like only YOU can
5. boo them and throw rotten veggies at they're first gig
6. get back at the asshole nephew by trashing his uncle's nice lab