When you get home you have your name illegally changed to Ernst Smiggs. Your fabricated records show you to be a low skill worker with clumsy catcher's mitts for hands. The next time a war pops up they search records for docs to draft. You are not found. But your Ernst Smiggs persona is drafted to fight the war right at the front. A expendable life. You don't show up when your number is called. You are caught in Loinsberg. You are put on trial for double draft evasion. One charge for each name. You are found double guilty and that's the death penalty.
SO LONG SUCKER.
The End