Do to the government subsidized orchestras for small towns all across America there is a glut of orchestral instruments on the market. Lots of folks are not cut out to play, say the fluglehorn well. Drunk ass ol Mister Wilbes is one such person. He got the flugle and was paid for six months to make it squeel and shriek. But then he was fired from the orchestra. He would have turned in the instrument for the fifty dollar but he lost the paperwork for it that he had to turn in to get the check. Most do. He trades it to you for a tall dark bottle of Howe's whiskey. A whiskey mirco-brew made by Motely Howe himself and limited to 2300 bottles a year sold. You have three of them you stole out of a broke down tourist's van. You play it all the time. You will probably never to too good with it but you can edit what you play on Bruce's multi-track and add effects to it.