Gawd restores your arm

Your stump feels tingly and warm all the time. It feels good! You almost like being one-armed for the free and constant buzz of joy it radiates. Jesus must be patting your soul on the head. You realize that new flesh and bone is forming. That's the warm tingle you feel. Like a vibration that keeps you warm. You start a MeTube channel documenting your full recovery of your arm over the next nineteen months! You have ads and forty thousand subscribers. You actually are making money doing this. But you donate 90 percent to the movement to restore marriage to ONE Man and ONE Woman like to excellent Lord intended things to be. You are getting all sorts of attention. You go on a mega church speaking tour. They provide meals and shelter and you provide the good word. This is the best time of your life and after your arm is back to normal and the tingling has gone away you are still a much loved person and your first book, ghost written by Allan Smithee goes number one! You shall never have to work again at this rate. And there is still the band. You take them along for the ride! You play a brief set of three to five songs before each paid sermon. You demand four hundred dollars an appearance now, but that's split amongst your band.