Forced landing in R'lyh

Theres a big disturbance on the plane when a Deep One American produces a ebony blade fashioned from a tooth of a great squid. He slashes the throat of a stewardess to let everyone know he means business. You pull her away leaving a blood trail. You reach under her shirt and with a professional deft motion you undo her bra and pull it off. You use it to tie off the wound. You know she will live now. You pull off her pants and You roll them into a tight whip. You step back out. The Deep One is demanding the pilot crash dives into the ocean or he will kill everyone aboard. You spring at him with the pants whip. You block three slashes and you tie his arms up with the pants. You knee him in the stomach over and over again until he drops his weapon and passes out. You tie arms and legs tightly with the pants. The people cheer and pat you on the back. You go back to see if the stewardess is alright. You feel her left breast to get her pulse. She is going to be alright! You have saved the day!