Follow Sigal out of store to mock him

You quietly follow Sigal out to the parking lot. He is crying like a little bitch. You fill with joy at his pain. You laugh and splash a third of the free Taco Pop the manager gave him into his face. He screams and cries and he runs blinded into traffic. The tangy peppers stinging his eyes closed. A big garbage truck hits him. Its awesome! He thumps off the grill falls backwards hard with the wheels rolling over his belly making guts volcano out his mouth like a red blossom! So cool! You walk over to watch him choke and twitch out his last moments. You grin wide down at your dieing foe. The world really is a wonderful place!

  1. If you hang out in your starved car and play Kyle Deerbone CD's until your battery dies
  2. You try out stand up comedy
  3. Invite the nun to meet you in the Men's room, third stall
  4. Powered by Taco Pop you jog to work