Flip them the bird

You flip off the invisible eyes and turn your back to leave.

A crowd bursts from the church grabbing you and pummeling you. Someone just laid down several hammering punches to your ear.

You feel your heels loosely banging on the stairs as they drag you into the church.

You are thrown into a pew near the front. Blood streaming from your ear which stings and throbs.

An old lady sticks a cattle prod lazer into your sides and tells you to sit still and not move. The music starts to play and soon they are reverently head banging in unison.

  1. You get up to leave
  2. You where not expecting what comes next
  3. You sing a rosing rendition of yes we';ll gather at the river to try and get them on your side
  4. You suggest that Jesus would be OK with them forgiving you