Every ape is a Primate!

Monkeys are Primates too.

The slogan "Every ape is a Primate!" is a considered reaction to the ape, and more generally prosimian and anthropoid (simian), exclusionist theology of the Catholic factions of Discordia, who extend authority to humans exclusively as the title "Pope". Within the A.P.E. theology (and in agreement with scientific classifications), all prosimians and anthropoids are Primates in the church, synod, or whatever you like.