During the sacred celebrations of the Meated Season (which took place at the heart of the darkness before light works its way back north) plates of meat are often arranged erotically. Meat puppets, life-size meat mannikins, intricately manipulated from wires are copulated with in ritual dance and then eaten.
Meats were prepared in ways that made them absolutely delicious. Your most ardent vegans would travel far to celebrate the Meated Season and would always be seen enjoying the flesh more than almost anyone else. Sure, the ecstasies of the out right meat lovers could never be matched but the effect was the same for all. The spices used to flavor the meat brought out the awareness of the cosmic nature of our meat, how our meat was like a radio receiver for the blips of infinite space.
Celebrating the moment when meat became conscious; called by the devotes of the Spider God "The New Hour".