A lot of fellow docs and yourself hate Lt. Sigal Haterson. A real prick he is. So you rig up a series of tricks to fuck with him. Starting with a gigantic, although harmless snake you place in the shower while he's in there. The friendly heat seeker wrapped around his leg. He ran out into the main camp buck naked and screaming like a little bitch! Everyone laughed and pointed at his tiny green been of a penis. You laugh and laugh yourself about it. You feel so much better now and you have so many nasty little pranks flooding into your twisted mind.