You know the evening news is broadcast live in your cities center. You make a big MyPenis.com poster crudely with a magic marker. You fold it up for easy concealment and walk into the TV station like you own the place. No one questions your confidant swagger. You are now standing close to the live broadcast unfolding the poster. You sprint behind the newscasters holding your sign up for the camera. You then sprint out the nearby exit before security can get at you. They try to chase you but you round the corner and hide behind a dumpster where you stash the poster. You hear them cussing and running off far away from you. You head home and check your site. the hits counter reads at 40 and you have 3 new emails!