This sure is some thick n meaty soup! You pull a bone fragment out of the meat you are chewing on a place it on the plate the earthenware soup bowl sits on. You keep stirring the soup as you partake. Trying to determine what kind of meat and veggies are in here. A human penis floats to the top of the soup. You were chewing on a hard thick piece of muscle when you make this discovery. You react violently and you start choking on the meat. You make the put your hands around your throat to indicate that you are choking but these Uglavarians here don't seem to understand. You turn beet red then purple. You end up laying dead on the floor. No one helped you, the bastards!