You start pushing marketing in Santa Magic Village, taking the spirit out of Christmas as much as you can while injecting greed and aggression in its place. You sue the town over openly showing Christmas displays, a clear violation of the separation of Church and State. They must be taken down! Ha ha ha!
But, to your horror, Bill O'Really comes to town to defend Christmas. He brought his AK 47. A few rounds later and you are stuck in your snow cave, forced to retreat in disgrace. You don't die but you're out of action to stop this Christmas from happening.