Dan Clogs had it rough when he moved to Colombia.
Dang, when he was on the Prairie he was the bully. Picking on the odd sickly kids who did not have any food. He knew what it meant to be the top dog. But these slick Colombian kids, they got organized minds, they are bending down behind him and pushing him over all the time without his being able to see it coming.
Falls in love with an American hippy chick and follows her to some protest in Infictive County where she leaves him in Simpso for some Krypton Nitride gas dealer who keeps her high and balls her forever.
He drinks a lot but holds down his job. Swabbing up piss after little kids. What the fuck cant they piss in the toilet. He finds them in there squatting like animals shitting on the floor. Whacks the fucker with a broom and slips on the turd as he chases out the little kid.
Dan has gone all bitter about his loss of power in this cheap gimmick of a world. His skin smells acidic from the bitterness. His urine dissolves oil spots that drip from his car sometimes. He knows, his done it.
Dan folds inwards the older he gets. His heart can keep a beat to save Dan's life.