DMT elves invade reality to stop you from exploiting them

One day you're in the back counting your DMT sex tourism money and cackling when there's a sudden familiar feeling and the office door bursts open in a flash of impossible light.

Through the breach come three of the DMT aliens in their own versions of modified reality suits, brandishing strange devices, and you realize with fear that their technology and wisdom is universes beyond yours and that you bit off a lot more than you can chew by making a physical incursion into their reality.

Your horror grows in huge scalar leaps as you realize that these are the very eyes that were watching you through every cockroach all throughout your entire life. There is nothing about you they couldn't know. How can you hope to resist them now that they are here in the flesh?

  1. The elves give you a real beat down
  2. You arm yourself because it's time to defend Earth
  3. Ok it turns out they are just here for sex tourism