The two little girls walked side by side with the cute little were-rabbit. They had brushed it's furr silky smooth and they washed the blood off it's face. Goldilocks knew the way to the bear's house. In her basket was a sawed off shotgun. Little red riding hood had a jet black katana slung over her shoulder and a wicked smile on her face. Goldilocks knocked on the bear's door and the girls readied they're weapons. The massive door slid open and there stood mama bear , still in her deerskin nightgown. A night cap of deer bladder on her nappy head. Before Mama bear could react, still sleepy from a winters rest, Little Red Riding Hood pulled the katana from it's shaft and brought it down , severing the bear's snout. Mama bear recoiled howling with pain, Goldie locks gave her a point blank blast from the shotgun, chunks flew out of the bear's torso as the body spun and fell, smearing down the wall.