Cook up some high grade meth for the rednecks

You make absolute ultra pure meth! This shit is so fucking pure yo almost can't see it. It is clear as a spring day in the country. You start selling it to some rednecks and word gets out and soon you are selling a couple or more pounds of it a week. You have a gold watch and chain. You have a cane sword that fires a single .22 round. You find out the hard way that its not a good idea to have a super high grade drug in mind blowing amounts laying amount without protection. A desperate customer breaks in the second story window and the bastard puts a claw hammer in your eye. You are blinded in that eye permanently. The fucker then hauls of a stolen U-haul full of your product and he gets pulled over three miles down the road. Fearing life in prison without parole he narced you out. The cops find you blind and gushing blood from the socket. They arrest you and take you down town. Its a long term prison visit for you now, and yes you are constantly butt fucked.