I, J. Wolf of the Simpso Wolfs, being of sound mind and body, hereby confess to spreading hateful rumours and disparaging stories about our gentle neighbors, the Sasquatch. I apologize from my heart for any suffering my misguided actions may have caused them in the last months.
I will dedicate what is left of my family's fortune to repairing the damage, through donations to http://www.kookscience.com/bigfoot-truth/
I also must clarify that this confession was in no way the product of pressure from any outside party.