The marines are hosting this drum bashing contest. A whole drunken crowd of on lookers cheering the bulls of the instrument. The mastodons of drumming. You are next after this rugged looking Navy Seal takes his shot. Dude blurs into intense flailing away like you have never heard or seen before. It's like playing after God you can't win. Your feeble attempts draws roars of boos and hurled bottles and rocks. you are beaned upside the head and knocked out cold.
You wake up in the hospital with a mild concussion and a strong feeling that you suck.