Classic infictive tales comics page four

You have a couple mid-resolution pics of yourself naked on your USB drive keychain. The only other pics are of girls at the mall you snuck in.

You sit at a free computer between a nun looking up biscuit recipes and an Arab guy looking up the bill of rights.

You plug in your drive and you start typing madly, flailing the mouse about it fits of inspiration. My Penis.Com : This is going to be the greatest web site ever!

Classic infictive tales comics page five