Christmas in Santa Magic Village

A blizzard on Christmas night. You know no one here and no one wants to know you. You don't even have any food to eat the whole xmass day. You don't even know its Christmas. The snow piles up so high you can't open the car doors. You loose two toes that night from frostbite. Dead toes are the only things in your stockings dammit

  1. And then a miracle happens, as it must, for it is Christmas
  2. You take this opportunity to introduce the Sourtoe Cocktail to the locals
  3. Your dead toes grow into great feet trees overnight with juicy toe jam fruitings