"What were you thinking?", you moan silently to yourself as you are pummeled in the crotch by five penis's as Five Penis Man does his cartoon cat fight routine. It is a cloud of fury and occasionally you see your dick trying to sneak out only to be dragged back in. While you strive for flexibility in your tricks it is clear that Five Penis Man has dedicated some time to strength training. It is like being kicked by horses hooves.
You just can't compete with the Martial Arts tricks that Five Penis Man is bringing out in this contest. You try to say its not fair but you are mocked by the crowd.
Best to take your beating best you can.